New Weekly Series–The Trailer Park Vampires

Zeke Raleigh:  Head of the Raleigh family, he was somehow changed into a vampire after being attacked by a rabid possum. Age: 147 yearsPowers: Super strength, excellent climber, can carry his entire family on his back, and  he can shapeshift into a possum, and his mullet is prehensile. Because of the animal DNA, his penis is retractable.Weaknesses: Faints when startled, mesmerized by bright